EL PASO, Tx – After yet another successful year of presenting classic films at the grand old Plaza Theatre, another group has come forward to remind El Pasoans of another bygone movie era: The 1970′s Adult Movie conversion of downtown theaters. Starting February 30th,2012 ‘Porn at the Plaza’ will run 10 days and feature 70 adult films, including the 1970′s classics ‘Deep Throat,’ ‘Behind the Green Door,’ and ‘Flesh Gordon.’ In addition to the screening of the naughty films on [...]
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Popular ‘Movies at the Plaza’ Program Inspires – Porn @ The Plaza Set for Spring 2012
EL PASO, Tx – After yet another successful year of presenting classic films at the grand old Plaza Theatre, another group has come forward to remind El Pasoans of another bygone movie era: The 1970′s Adult Movie conversion of downtown theaters. Starting February 30th,2012 ‘Porn at the Plaza’ will run 10 days and feature 70 adult films, including the 1970′s classics ‘Deep Throat,’ ‘Behind the Green Door,’ and ‘Flesh Gordon.’ In addition to the screening of the naughty films on [...]
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Unplanned Parenthood Offices Continue to Expand – Planned Parenhood opponents: “We Win!”
EL PASO, Tx. – Nearly two years after the region’s Planned Parenthood clinics closed, their main compeditor finally declared victory via an all night party fueled by free drinks and dirty movies. “We finally won,” stated Reional Unplanned Parenthood Director Thomas Hague, “after years and years of going toe-to-toe with those crazy, condom-wielding abortion-providing nutjobs, we now get our day in the sun.” Stung by a cut in their funding and a pending investigation into where federal grant money was [...]
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Reporter Half-asses Juarez Violence Story – Reporter’s Cousin: “I hear they are stealing kidneys, too”
ON MY LIVING ROOM COUCH, Tx. – According to some stories I just saw on the news and read online, more people are being killed once again in Juarez and other Mexican areas just across the border from El Paso, Texas. This one hot-looking reporter chick said that a teen was shot late some night while she sat in a fancy SUV. According to the newsbabe, there were “a bunch of bullets and glass around the late-model Lincoln Navigator.” A [...]
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Uninformed Residents Rally Loudly – Rumored Idea Sparks Ignorant Rush
EL PASO, Tx – A diverse group of more than 200 underinformed, uninformed, socially inept, obnoxious and delusional Borderland residents showed up at a public meeting to loudly protest something. The broad coalition of seemingly intellegent citizens decended, armed with Bibles, handouts, hand-written posterboard signs and teeshirts to say their piece during public comment. As the meeting began, the self-appointed leaders of the group, each of whom had their own conspiracy and rumor-fueled ax to grind with elected officials, began [...]
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